Catastrophe!

February 9th: Leicester City v Doncaster Rovers (Championship)

There's something about Tuesday night games in February that I really like. For some reason it just feels right to be cold at football and walk home in the dark.

In this instance, I would love to be able to tell you something amazing about the game, but fuck me, I can't.

Fans are the usual bunch of twats tonight. After Brian Stock needlessly jumps into Matty Fryatt (breaking his jaw and necessitating seven minutes of on-field treatment), the Kop decides to boo Gareth Roberts every time he touches the ball. The logic of football fans, eh?

That's all I'm writing. Besides being in a bad mood for no good reason, I refuse to give any more space to such a tedious, uneventful game. If you want a match report, fuck off to the BBC website.

Final score: Leicester 0 Doncaster 0